What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 01:07

Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What should I do to get over a relationship?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the story of how you met your spouse?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading