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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Why do we let ugly men exist?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What's your love story?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?